The Executive staff met with the field observers over Christmas to see the unveiling of the teams’ new piece of data gathering equipment, and discuss it’s uses. It was decided yesterday after some field testing, that Doug’s trail camera is about the best thing that’s happened to us since the invention of trip wires. When we got up to the bai…er, test plot, there were 51 images awaiting our view and every one of them had venison tenderloins involved.
First off, they were all taken at night, and the last series was taken just at daybreak from the looks of it. Doug is going to install a battery operated clock that’ll record the exact time with each exposure. For an extra fifty bucks you can get one on the camera, but I think Doug’s way will work just fine. The device was set to tirgger at 30′ and every two minutes if there was movement continueing, and Doug’s going to change that setting. He figured they wouldn’t last longer than 2 minutes, but some groups stayed for 8. There were four different groups of deer, all of them having at least one mature doe involved and all of the groups had fawns. All tallied there were 15 and they all looked pretty healthy. Each group entered the area from the left, indicating they came up from the swamp, that runs adjacent to the Jordan River. That part didn’t suprise me at all, as I was seeing those deer when I was driving home almost every night during the season.
This is the portion of the study that I’m going to enjoy; I’ll be able to see them all without having to freeze my butt off and we’ll be able to do a deeper study. Once we’ve gathered enough data we’ll be able to individualize each and do generational studies, and do it right at our computers. We’ll watch how they fare the winter and grow muscle over the summer. The nubs will grow into forests of velvet spires, then bone white spears. We’ll also do this unfortunatly, during the dark of night. The bastards.
Jarrett’s the one who’s going to benifit from all this; he can start doing scientific studies, using the scientific method, that may earn him some scholarships for college. If nothing else, he’ll know who he’s eating for dinner.
As time progress, more cameras and clocks will be added to the inventory, and we’ll get a better idea of who’s coming from where.
Something else that was discussed was the production of Maple Syrup. If I’m able to muster enough together to get an arch, we’ll be making pure, genuine, nobullshit joe Maple Syrup. I’ve got enough equipment to handle a hundred taps and I don’t remember how much that’ll produce, but we’ll find out. We’ll use the sales of the maple syrup to finance the studies done on the deer, once again leading us back to the venison tenderloins. “The neverending circle” as Don Zipp would say.