I noticed on the calendar this morning that April 1st is a week from today. April 1st marks my 14th year living here and my 14th year, that I haven’t had to prepare a ball diamond for a baseball game. I maintained the play and practice fields for: Football, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey, Cross Country, Track, Softball, and Hardball, which was the worst.
When the ball diamond was first installed, it sat close to a large slope that dropped to a creek bed. When I arrived, the field had been expanded leaving another 50′ from the backstop to the edge, and the administration wanted it moved closer to the bus garage. After disassembling the fencing, we moved it over and layed it out so the first base fair line, was parallel to that hill side. After setting the poles, I rented a transit level and placed the plumb bob where the rear point will be on home plate: to lay out the first and third base lines. When I sent the man down the first base line to mark the fair poll, I discovered my first problem. When I sighted down the line to the idiot stick, (On a two man team, one man runs the scope, and the other holds a 9′ pole for sighting on) I couldn’t find it. I looked up over the instrument and could see the dude standing there with the pole, but not through the scope. Then I had him hold the pole up as far as he could and wave it back and forth. Through the bottom of the scope, I could see the top of it passing by. I then taped another 6′ of wood to the stick and discovered that there was a 14′ drop from home plate, to the right field fair pole. To stand there and look at it from either end, it looked almost level.
Once I set that, I turned the scope 90º and checked the third base line. This side wasn’t nearly as bad, but it added into the problem due to it’s elivation. Not drop, but elivation, as it rose from home plate to the fair poll by 5′. I was just beginning to get my head wraped around that when I layed out the pitchers mound.
Regulations state that there has to be a 10″ drop from the pitchers mound to the batters plate. That’s all fine and good if the field is level, but we had to add 2′ of soil to make it so. Add to that another 10″, and you’ve got every swingin’ dick in the school wondering what in hell was I thinking!?! There in the middle of the infield, 50′ from home plate, starts Mt. Suribatchi glistening in the morning sun.
Frank Orlando, who was, and probably still is, the varsity baseball coach had been helping us with the construction. Every morning Frank would walk from his vehicle to the school by way of the ball field to see how it was coming. He’d started teaching the fall after I started working and had helped us from the time we set the backstop. Frank is a great teacher and an even better coach, but had/has no idea how the world works. Like most teachers there they can’t see anything that’s not currently there, and a lot of things that are. All he saw was one huge fucking pile of dirt in the middle of his beautiful ball diamond, and by God he was going to fix it. I showed him the transit, and even the idiot stick but that didn’t slow him down none. Within two hours I had every administrator in the building coming out and telling me how it was supposed to be done. Each time I’d show them the transit, and the idiot stick, but it wasn’t until a parent came by and backed me up, did they relent. There were many times when I wondered which were smarter; the teachers or the stick.
The basepaths material as well as the pitchers mound were purchased from the same supplier that Tiger Stadium used. It is a very heavy clay with a sand mixed in, to give it a smooth and durable surface that can be groomed easily. It is also the reason Tiger Stadium purchased a tarp to cover it all, which we didn’t. Around this time of year, the team spent it’s spring break near Lakeland Fla, getting ready for another grueling season of baseball, and we, spent it trying to get the field playable.
As soon as the snow melted we began watching the soil begin to change color from a wet, dark brown, to a workable tan. Until then, even walking in the crap would cause a hamstring pull and it wouldn’t do any good anyways. If we had to, which was often, we’d add Turface which is calcinated clay (Kitty Litter) to soak up the moisture and give it some stability. Then we hooked up a set of disc’s to a three point hitch and tear the livin’ hell out of everything not grass. We’d let that sit for a day or two, to dry it out, and then grade it to specifications. We used an adjustable hydrolic blade to level it out, where another problem showed up. With the differentiations in height, it was a real bitch to balance out level and flat….on the side of a hill that ran two ways. The baselines were easy as they were only 6′ wide, but from first to third was a bitch. The baselines were all chopped up using a rototiller rather than the disc’s, but the blade ran down them just fine. If Frank had left word before leaving, we would tilt the baseline to his requests, or if he hadn’t we’d make them level. For teams that had a history of bunting, we would grade both baselines so they always went foul and shortend the grass length. If Frank wanted to use the bunt in his offense, we’d tilt them fair, and grow the grass longer. We never made them tilt enough to be noticed, but idiot sticks aren’t known for their observational skills.
Once the grades had been set, two or three of us would take brooms and walk the basepaths, grooming them to Country Day standards, and then spray water to keep the dust down. The baselines where then chalked, and painted from the edge to the poles and it would be ready. Normally, we had all day to do this and it often did, but on days when rain was added, it got a little hinky. Frank would come out during lunch and see how things were going, expecting to see everything done, but it had rained all morning. Some days he would become quite frantic, but never was a game cancelled because we didn’t have it done in time. In fact, we became so good at it, that other schools would opt to play one of their home games at Country Day, so the game could be played.
One time, we had rented a D-3, a John Deere bulldozer, to do some gradework to a different area, but I’d use it to tear up the field so they could play on it. The material would go from muck to cement in one day, and it would play like being held in a Wal*Mart parking log. We’d have to bust that stuff up to an almost dust like state and then grade it out, and water the top. I saw that Deere sitting there doing nothing, and to fuck with Frank, I used it to tear it up. When he walked out from lunch, I was doing circle 8’s between second and third and had huge piles of the crap everywhere. He went friggin’ nuts and headed into the school to see about getting my ass fired. An hour later when the Headmaster came out to see what Frank had been making an ass of himself over, it was all graded out and ready to go.
In the fall of ‘94, I told my boss that I would be leaving in the Spring, and when he asked me which day, I asked him when did baseball season open? March 31st, I walked out of there a very happy man.