Yesterday, Doug and I did some squirrel hunting on what’s gotta be about the highest, steepest hill I’d been on in a long time. The last time I’d attempted to scale such a mount, I waited for Russian Boar to attack me whilst I stood there with a double barreled 12 ga. This time I had but a .22 and if those little critters had been a little more organized, they could have over-run my position, and took me with them.
There was an article recently, in the Detroit Free Press where the reporter wrote about how much fun and easy it is to hunt these little tree rats. How it’s such a great idea to quicken the eye, and steady the aim for the deer season which starts here on November 15th. At the bottom of that article, where the comments are, are a couple people who think that killing these things is a piece of cake, I wish I’d had a few with me.
Doug entered the tree line first and headed right up that hill, whereas I got 2/3’s of the way up the hill when I noticed some activity below me. There was no way I was going to make it to the top, so I began to work across the face of this hill/mount and watched above, and to the front of me. I had glanced down this hill to see several (three blacks and three fox squirrels) sneaking around to our right flank. I dropped down on my butt, dug in my heels to plant me there and started to take aim. I put the crosshairs on one of the Fox’s, and squeezed off one round. He stopped dead in his tracks, but he was far from dead, so after carefully taking aim again, I touched off another round. This time he figured I was after him and he took off to my right. Anything that traveled off to my right was safe, because the house was back that way, so I let him go and waited for another. Five minutes later two Blacks came bouncing along the same path and I opened up on one of those. I might have hit that one, had I aimed for the body, but another requirement I’d put on myself was only head shots. I checked the range again and I realized that maybe these guys were too far down the hill, so I moved down 50′ or so.
Once I started moving, all hell broke loose. Up until then, the forest floor was quiet, except for the wind blowing through the leaves above, and the acorns falling from these huge oaks that cover the hill. I heard chattering and screeching and rustling leaves everywhere as these bushy tails, high stepped their butts outta there. I looked up the hill to see two or three tails as they went over the top, and off to my left two or three scampered up the oaks, and one of these stopped. This time when I put the crosshairs on his left ear and squeezed the trigger, he dropped like a rock. I thought at first that he was a bit too far off, but then realized he was 60 yards, the exact range I’d sighted in at. I let him lay there and tried to act invisible in the hopes that a couple more would come by. I spent 15 minutes waiting and watching, but when nothing else materialized, I went down and picked him up. As I bent over to retrieve it, I saw another about 30 feet away and tried to get him. Again I put the crosshairs on his ear and touched off another round. He acted as though I wasn’t even there! “What the hell?” I thought and touched off another, and then another. The wind was blowing pretty good, but it wasn’t that hard and I should have had it. Then I realized I must have been shooting over it’s head and promised myself to adjust the next time.
All this time, I keep hearing shots ringing off to my left and way above so I knew Doug was having as much fun as I was. I sat there a while longer and could still hear those little bastards running through the tops of the trees, but with all those leaves, I didn’t stand a chance of getting one of those. I moved along and down the hill a little more and made myself comfortable along side another Oak, that must have been three hundred years old. I’ve never seen one so large, and where I sat the ground was covered with acorn pieces where several had been eating. I looked up and saw only large limbs and leaves and continued to watch the base of the hill. About 15 minutes later, I see one of those little rodents stick his head around the side of the tree, not 3″ from my eyes. I started laughing my ass off as he skittled up the other side. 5 minutes after that, I again looked up the tree and there he was, not 6′ from me. When I put the scope up on him, he was just a brown blob, but what the hell, he was gonna die. I fired and he fell right at me! Luckely, (I guess) he grabbed onto the trunk right above my head and hauled ass off onto another tree, and I fired again. Click. Damn, just my luck. He was long gone by the time I changed clips.
One squirrel in ten rounds…what the hell. Here I’d been bragging about “One shot, one kill” and I was making a fool of myself. I slipped in the next clip, locked and loaded and moved down along the hill some more. 20 more minutes and I was once again in a target rich environment with another in my sights. This one was invincible, I swear as I sit here and write; I hit him three times and he kept moving. I gave up when he reached the no fire zone and waited for another. Once again, one showed up that was about 60 yards, and he was shot through the neck. Now I was feeling good again, and my confidence grew until the next one showed up 50 yards away. This one I just fired at once, and the same thing continued until I’d used up almost another clip and Doug came walking up carrying 5 by their tails.
He said they were even thicker at the top of the hill and after 3, he was waiting for the Fox’s to show. I think they sit in those trees and watch the stupid black ones catch hell while they laugh and chitter at us.
I’d just about had enough by that time, and we headed back to the house. In the end, I’d shot 19 times for two squirrels. Not a very good average, but I know where I can go to get in more practice. Next time, I’m going to the top of that hill and remember to lower my crosshairs. I’ll keep ya’ll posted.
Moose Hunting, 1968 C.L. Kamradt
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