Archive for February, 2007

A weekend in Eckerman

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

   Don, Doug and I made our second annual February visit to Eckerman this weekend. On the way there, we noticed a decrease in the snow level the closer we got to St. Ignitius which was good news. Last year when we got to the cabin the snow was 4′ on the level and this year it was only 2′, so instead of shooting at puff balls up in the trees, we’d could do some fishing, and a little hunting.

   We stopped at Frenchmans’ Lake to relieve our bladders and check on the ice. From the looks of it, there had been a lot of traffic going out, and more importantly, coming back so we knew we could go fishing the next day. We found a half dozen holes poked in the ice with only and inch or so of ice formed in ‘em but there wasn’t any fish laying about. Don showed me why there wasn’t; there were coyote and fox tracks everywhere, so it wasn’t any suprise not to see any little ones. We were able to walk out this year because they’d had a pretty good thaw last week, and while it was real wet, it went back down to -10º and froze it up tight. The entire time we were on the lake, we could hear ice making, and it sounded as though it was making about a eighth inch an hour. 20 minutes later, we got up to the cabin and found that the thaw wasn’t as strong as it was in Trout Lake.

   Don had the parking area plowed throughout the winter and the piles wern’t nearly as large as they were last year. We could see over them, last year they were mountains. Don immediatly got busy with dinner, and Doug headed over to the wood pile, so I dug snow. It had melted enough that I could cut them into bit sized chunks in one foot cubes. The snow beneath it was like sugar sand and although it didn’t weigh much, it didn’t bind together to well either. I was back at the shathouse working my way towards the house when Doug walked back. He just started trampling this crap into submission and although it was a bitch walking through it that afternoon, the next morning it was like concrete. We had driven up with clear blue sky’s overhead, but now it was about 7 shades deeper so we got real busy with the firewood. Don had a fire going in the woodstove, so I picked up the split wood and stacked it in the cabin until it was about chest level. Most of the wood we had there was green poplar, so we knew we were in for chilly night. When we got there at 3, it was 12º, at 5 when all the work was done, it was 0º.

   Don had a pot of beans with bacon cooking on the stove, and the temperature was about 62 in the cabin, so it was easy getting comfortable. We sat there at the kitchen table and watched out the window for the main attraction to begin. The topics of the conversation were quite varied, but generally stayed within the Sex, Eating, and Hunting area, and not in that particular order. The hunting part of it had come around again when we definetly noticed that there wern’t any red squerrils around. Over the years, chasing, shooting at and then bragging about these little buggers, has been a mainstay of entertainment. While we were out cutting and hauling in wood, we could hear the little bastards chattering at us, and now, nothing. We started discussing of how over the years, they’ve become smarter, so we had to change our tactics a little. Don had noticed that at the gas station in Trout Lake, they sold corn. It wasn’t ten minutes later that I was on my way to the gas station.

   Doug had noticed on our way up, that a queing area a little North of Trout Lake was empty when we went by, but on our way back to the gas station, it was full of trucks. There was hardly any snow on these trails, and in some spots, there were 100′ swatch’s of pure sand, and yet these guys were running $8000 snow machines through this stuff. Must be these guys ate too much fudge and ice cream cones in the summer time.

   When Doug and I walked in the door this time, there were veal stakes frying in bacon grease, and cut up Michigan whites frying up in another. Jeez, but I do love walking into that cabin. For some reason, restaurants stay away from veal around here. I asked a waitress about it once and she when off on me. I got the whole “Oh poor little milk fed moo moo’s, dying young” and all that crap. I prefer my veal medium rare, and spotted venison the same. 

   Before I sat down to eat it, I got out my digital camera and took a picture of it for my brother. As you’ve probably noticed in these blog entries, we’ve fucked with each other in many ways, and this is another one. I usually describe what he’s seeing on the plate and how great it tasted, it does the ole’ boy good.

   Don had found some molassis while he was digging through his ingrediants so I heated it up, mixed it with the corn and spread it outside the kitchen window. We could see by the tracks that there were some squirrels and a couple hares, but nothing had come out by the time we went to bed around 11.

   We all got up about 7 to another clear blue, sunny day. For some reason, I was thinking about Spring when I walked out to the shathouse, but by the time I’d taken my first step outside, I saw the error. I checked the thermometer on the side of the cabin, and it said -8º. I knew it was going to be painfull when I seated my delicate ass upon that throne, and I was right. I’d brought a lp gas stove with me and had fired that up, but what the house needs is a boiler, and some copper pipe plumbed through the seat. I took a picture of what it looks like and I’ll see if I can get Katrina to post it. Something else that house could use is a vent. The new Ole’ Shathouse is losing it’s charm pretty quick.

   When I got back in, I told Doug how cold it was and he said at 3am when he got up to look up at the stars and pee down on the ground, it was -14º.

   After a pot of coffee and checking out the “Feed the wild for free and keep the tree huggers happy” project, outside the kitchen window, we headed down to Frenchmans’ Lake. The wind picked up out of the East, to about 15mph, so it was a little chilly when we got to the lake. We had talked about walking across to the other side of that bay, but once we were 200 yards out, we’d gone far enough. We could see from the color of the ice we were right at the drop off, so Don and Doug set up 4 tip-up’s. It was really cold out there so hand fishing was out of the question. After we got them set up, we walked back until we were out of that wind and fished from there. Don showed me where a couple coyotes had walked through there the night, ’cause those weren’t there the day before. It wasn’t long before three guys arrived in a pickup, and all their gear in back. Evidently, they had loaded that truck after they put the quad runner in it, because when they took it off, there was crap flying everywhere. They hooked up two portable shanties behind and two cases of beer in the front, and it looked like those guys were going to have a great day fishing. We had been offered a couple portable shanties, but for some reason, I didn’t take him up on it, next time I will. One of Don’s tip-up’s sprang once, but that was all the action we saw. Getting fish for dinner wasn’t a problem anyway, Don brought along 6 Walleye fillets.

   As soon as we got back, Doug and I started getting that night’s wood together, and Don stoked the fire. After our chores were done, we all sat at the kitchen table and discussed the attributes of the First Amemdment, and of Art, in an Eckerman sort of way, and watched the bai….er, “Tree hugger pile”. It’s wonderfull to set and watch the finch’s and the blue-jays come to share in our joy of helping them. It’s very rude though, when an evil and malicious bushy tailed rat comes along to terrorize our fine feathered friends. We discussed for a bit about the animal’s feelings toward’s birds, and human’s, and anything good and clean, but Don’s a man of action! Don jumped to his feet, ran to his bedroom and came out with a “Vengence is mine, sayith the Lord” look on his face, and a shotgun in his hand. Doug and I watched that evil, malicious rat, terrorize those poor beautiful birds until we watched it’s sorry ass go staight up and flip over. Don placed the critter splayed over a snowbank as a warning to all those still foolish enough not to share nice. Believe it or not, but that animal showed up later clinging to the kitchen window. We brought her in and no sooner there, than she started to eat some beaver meat that was left from before. I’ve got the pictures! Anyway, after we finally got rid of her, the afternoon progressed very nicely and even improved when Doug walked in.

   We had been talking earlier about the several Eckerman trips we’ve made and how much fun it was during those trap shoots. There was still a box of clay pigeons in the corner so we gave it a try. It was no big deal to Don, he had a shotgun, Doug and I had .22’s. I grabbed the thrower and asked Don where he missed birds the most, and he said when they get to the trees, so I started throwin’ ‘em into the tree tops. I asked Doug where he had a problem and he said as they fly through the brush, so I threw them into the bush’s. After a couple attempts Doug got one in the bush and Don shot two in the trees. I had NO luck..again, so I took it out on a tree top. I picked the uppermost apicalmeristem of a Spruce tree and removed it. Tree huggers shouldn’t worry, it was asleep and didn’t feel a thing.

   The remainder of the evening was spent discussing World politic’s, religon, and Oprah. Nah, we talked about Sex, Eating, and Hunting, and once again, maybe not in that order. It didn’t get nearly as cold that night as the night before, so it wasn’t quite that painfull on the visit to the shathouse. This was the morning too, when I was suppose to supply the venison tenderloins for breakfast. But no, I’d left them in the fridge at home defrosting so Don cooked up some ham I’d brought for sandwich’s, along with some links. Eaten as a single slice this ham was pretty good, but when it was all cooked together, the salt was unbearable. I have no idea how Don ate it, so he musta been really hungry. We were figuring on leaving around Noon, but by 9 the place was all cleaned up and the truck packed, so we left early.

   We had a great weekend, and look forward to getting back. Next trip though, we need a couple shanty’s, a quad runner, and more corn.

22 Feb ‘07

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

Ralph and I went fishing yesterday over a St.Clare lk, near Ellsworth. This year, the drive and the cul-de-sac were plowed so I didn’t have to spend any time getting pulled out. We walked out from the parking area to a spot 50′ from shore and 8′ deep. The ice is 12″ thick, but it’s all made of snow, so as soon as it warms up a little, that water won’t be nearly as stiff as it is right now. We used wigglers, wax worms and minnows and most of the fish were caught on the first. Out of 13 fish caught, one was worth cleaning but I left it for the fox that run through there. I didn’t see the critter, but his tracks went from hole to hole looking for something to eat, so it was my contribution to Ma Nature. I’ve heard that there were some guys fishing over on Ellsworth lake too, and the results were the same. Not many fish and those that are there, are small.

   Here on the South arm of Lake Charlevoix are two, and sometimes 5 shanties set up half way between the swimming beach and the old Circuit Control building. I do believe they’re fishing over a mound of sediment that was dropped there the last time the channel was dredged, about 12 years ago. Probably fishing for Walleye. The River’s opened up on the river’s side of the bridge, and it’s starting to open along the docks, so it shouldn’t be too long before the Eagles show up. Every year we see either one or both of the Eagles dining on Sucker’s and Steelhead on the ice next to the open water.

    

In other news….

Monday, February 19th, 2007

   My brother Butch has joined the Royal and Ancient realm of the “Housebitch”. A couple mornings ago, I left a message on his IM of what I’d already done that day (about 10:30am) and he came back and said he’d been sitting around scratching his balls. I’ve seen his balls, it shouldn’t take THAT long. So, I asked him if he realized he was crossing “Housebitch Union Rules” and about 40 seconds later he types back  “Holy shit, I’m a HOUSEBITCH”. He’d told me the day before that he’d received back his approval notice from the S.S.A. I had to wait three and a half years to get mine.

    I wonder sometimes why cardiac patients have such a hard time getting approved, when a bad dose of R.A. gets it for you in five months. Maybe they’re waiting to see if your going to die soon or not.

18 Feb ‘07

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

As I write this, at 11:22am EST, it’s 11º, Mostly sunny with a mild wind out of the West. If this were earlier in the year, it would be snowing about 2″ an hour, but Lake Michigan has finally cooled off. This morning when I got up at 6, it was -4º with a 4″ dusting of snow, so it’s been a very bright day. I’d said earlier that by the 15th, if Mother Nature co-operated and called it “Even up” things would improve. She evidently did, because they are. It’s only getting into the teens today, but tomorrow it’ll get to 30 and on Tuesday, 34. This’ll be the first day of above freezing temperatures in a month, and it’ll be greatly appreciated.

 Jan’s got the flu this morning, so after I get done writing this I’m going to take my large collection of pop bottles back to Glens. She works at the Service Counter there and one of the jobs is to empty the machines that suck ‘em out of your hand. I never take those things over there on the days she works. With the money I get from that, I’ll get some gas for the snowblower and a drill I have. With the collection of other materials for making Maple Syrup, was a gas operated, 1/2″ drill motor. The engine is the same size as what drives a chainsaw, and it comes in handy tapping trees. It’s also nice for drilling holes in frozen water. Tom’s bait sells an augger that attaches to a drill motor and they’re a lot lighter than hauling out a full sized one. I don’t think I’ll be able to get out on the lake today or tomorrow, but Tuesday’s looking pretty good for some ice fishing.

ZUI my previous

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

Re: 01/27/07, 01/28/07, 02/04/07

For all you snowmobiler’s and fisherman out there, we’ve got pleanty of both now. Ca’mon up and spend every dollar you’ve got, it’s all going to be well worth it.

Re: 01/22/07

For anyone out there who’d like to take their hand at writing, go to: www.myspace.com and get signed in and hooked up. There is a spot there where you can write as much as you want, make a whole bunch of friends and get hooked up with the world. I got lucky finding an open website I can use, and I have to pay for it, this is free. If and when any of ya’ll do, go to www.myspace.com/ecker_man and add me to your list of friends, I’d be proud.

This is exactly what I was worried about

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

Ok, we had a nice December with little snow and real nice temperatures. The New Year came and still no snow, and the temps were way above normal. By the 15th I really started to worry, ’cause up until the end of December, Mother Nature was balancing out the ledger, but after that, well…..

This morning when I went out to warm the truck up, to take Jan to work, I had to PUSH the storm door open to get outside. There was a little under a foot of snow, and it was -1º degrees. I had shoveled it all off last night, around 7, and there was 6″ then so all this was pretty new. As I write this, it’s still snowing about an inch an hour and no relief in sight. The wind is to stay blowing out of the West and the temps are to stay around zero all day, all night, and all day tomorrow.

The trouble with all this is, we still owe Mother Nature another two weeks before she gets evened up again. Now, if she’s a good and fair Mother, around the 15th of February it should quit snowing and maybe, just maybe get above freezing. If she’s an evil and vindictive Motha’, all bets are off, and it would be a good time to cancel your reservations for the Fourth of July celebrations.

Now I’m going to go out and fire up the snow blower and maybe find a sheep to slaughter and give up in burnt offerings.

Ground Hog’s day

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

   Boy, talk about a ‘fudgie holiday’! This one takes the cake. I watched Punxsutawney Phil get pulled out of a box this morning and how it was a cloudy morning, he didn’t see his shadow. Ergo, Springs only 6 weeks away instead of a month and a half and I am SO gratefull. I’m a little suprised the ‘Humain Society of the World’ or the ‘Sociery for more rights for stupid animals’ hasn’t pitched a bitch about it. ANYONE who knows ANYTHING about Groundhogs, KNOW’S that those animals hibranate all winter, and don’t wake up until mid May or so. So. I, here and now, officially pitch a bitch because they’re depriving that poor animal of a good nights sleep. When that poor little critter gets to the age of 5 years, he’ll be a deranged old codger who’s likely as not, will run in front of a car in the hopes of finally getting a descent night’s rest. Please, PLEASE, don’t let this happen again next year.

   In other news, I was at Tom’s bait this morning and it’s still not safe to get out on the ice. He was saying that he’d been traveling around the Northern half of the state and noticed that most, if not all, the rivers and creeks were running very high. He had stopped by the D.N.R. district office in Gaylord and in the conversation he had with those leanred people, gave his opinion why the lakes hadn’t froze over yet. It was the same as I’d said in an earlier posting here. After he told them, they got a look on their faces which said; “Holy Hell! Why hadn’t I thought of that” I don’t know guys, but I think those people need a load of common sense injected into their eyeballs.