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Willy Yang’s

Friday, December 29th, 2006

Willy Yang’s

The third liberty I had during Christmas was spent on the “Photo tour”, that traveled up the French Alps to a resort not far from le Trinité. Most of the guys who went on this tour had 35mm camera’s, but I took along an 8mm movie camera. We all boarded the bus at Fleet Landing and again, just like the train ride, we went into another tunnel. When we broke out of that first tunnel we were stunned by the beauty of it all. We could see off in the distance the line of mountains we were going to climb and a couple of the villages along the way. The road followed a river that soon emptied into the Mediterranean Sea and we could see how the water got it’s color. The river started up in a glacier high up in those mountains, and it must have picked up the color from the rock it was flowing through. When people talk of “Mediterranean Blue” it’s pretty much the color of the entire Sea, but it’s more pronounced along the French Rivera.

We passed through a couple villages along the way and most of them were one road towns. The buildings were very similar to the ones I’d seen in Izmir, Turkey, though the wood work on the facet’s of these were more ornately carved than those. The material was the same, they were all stone. Some of the pieces were cut, some were native, and some were Roman. It must have been, that there once was a Roman Ville or maybe a temple in the area, because you could see odd blocks with Latin written in them. There is a house that Site Planning Development built in Charlevoix, Mi. that looks exactly like (except for the Roman blocks) one of those towns. I’d be willing to bet that Mr. Shuiling had spent some of his Military years in France. There isn’t any space between these buildings, and many of them are made from the parts of buildings that were destroyed in one of their past conflicts. They have a very interesting look to them and you can see 2,000 years worth of civilizations in each one. No donkey’s, but we were stopped twice from herds of sheep on their way to better grass. The way the locals drove on that road, and what they used to do it with, I’m surprised there are any sheep at all. Around here if you see a Mazaratti, or a Porche, or maybe even a Lamborghini, you stop and watch it go by. There, the pedestrians jump into doorways and the other drivers try to push you off the mountain. I’m glad I was on a bus.

After two or three intersections that we’d come to, going up the mountain, I noticed that there were poured concrete, machine gun emplacements, these too were riddled with impact craters, just like Main Street in town. Talk about getting the willies! I started watching closer as we continued on and coming around a corner, having one of those pointed at you can be a little discerning.

We eventually got to where we were going, and there waiting for us were all those cars. There wasn’t a single American car in the lot, and we were looking for ‘em. The chalet looked very similar to a Monastery, but I never got close enough to see if it was an original or a replica. The clientele there were the same group I saw at the casino two days before, so we never went into the bar to check out the women. What we did instead was a heck-of-a-lot more fun. Some of the guys I was with had never seen snow and now they were on a mountain of it. One of the guys asked a nine year old if we could play with his toboggan for a little while, and he went and asked their parents. The parents came out and said we could use it as long as the kids could too. Those kids got a LOT of rides. I turned around from watching these guys and I looked at another mountain. That’s when I remembered what I was there for. It was so open, so clear, and so far to the other side, that I had to sit down and look. I got my movie camera out and took a long pan from as far as I could see to the right, to as far the other way. The tops formed a very sharp, precise, and white image in contrast with the blue of the sky. Half way down this mountain side,

there was a scratch mark running the length of it, and I asked a tour guide what caused it. I got that “Stupid fudgie” look again and he said “Romans”. (So, if you’ve ever been in a situation where you’ve seen a scratch, and it turns out to be a road, and you know how far that is, I’d like to know.) Eventually, I turned my back to that panorama and started taking pictures of the guys coming down the mountain. By now, these guys were having a ball! The little kids had left, so to keep sledding, they used their Willy Yang’s. Every sailor worth his salt, has a set of Dress Blues from Willy Yang, (HONG KONG and BARCELONA) He was, and still may be, one of the best tailors for dress blue uniforms on the planet. I’m sure there are better, but not at the price Willy’s was. In any case, they still cost us a fortune and to slide down a mountain side, with minimum shock absorption, was a little much for me, but I live in the North, and have my own toboggan.

Every once in a while now, I get out that movie to watch those boys slide down that mountain, just laughing their ass’s off, and the panorama shot I took came out well technically, but film just can’t do that memory justice.

The train ride to Monaco

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

While I was writing the last entry, I began to remember two other liberty’s I had there. On one of the days, I went on a “Photographic Tour” to a ski resort up in the French Alps, and on the other, I took a train to Monaco to see the casino’s.

From Fleet Landing, we walked down the Promande des Mariniers to the train station, which was only 1/4 mile down the road. The station isn’t very big by any means, but it was covered the entire area with three or four tracks leading in and out. After paying our fare, we walked up to the loading ramp and took a look around before the train showed up. I noticed that in many places between the tracks, were small piles of kitty litter, but it wasn’t until later that I found out what they were. When the train pulled in, it looked just like the ones you see in old movies. The hallway ran down the length of the car, and there were individual cabins lining the other. Each cabin had two seats, one facing the other, and the seats were surrounded by the most beautifully carved Black Walnut. All of the wood was hand carved and polished to glass, and with the lighting, the little room seemed to glow. I’d just made myself comfortable when I had a most serious urge to take a dump. It was one of them situations where “crowning” and “delivering” come to mind, and I headed for the head. It wasn’t a far walk, we had one right there in the cabin with us. But, on this ornately carved Black Walnut door, was a sign that said “Do Not Use in Station”. I opened the door and when I looked into the hole, I saw railroad ties. “Boy, are you screwed” is what quickly ran through my mind, but was soon followed by “Bullshit”, and I added to the many piles of kitty litter in the railroad station.

Immediately after leaving the station you go into a tunnel, so for the first 20 minutes we sat and looked into the big mirror that used to be a window. When it became a window again, we were in Nice. The mountain we rode under was Mount Boron and it belonged to the castle of Fort du Mont Alban, and from the looks of it, the fort was already there when Pope Urban II got the boys from the West side to take on the ‘Rabs in Palestine. About half way down the mountain lies a town that lived under the protection and in the service of the family who lived in the castle. A little farther below that is where the peasants live. There are homes spotted here and there on the forested mountain side, and from the looks of it, peasants live a lot better than they did back when Urbie was running the show.

I got off the train and immediately asked an attendant where the casino’s where. He asked for my ticket and then gave me the same look we give the ‘fudgies’ when they ask stupid questions. “You got on the wrong train sailor, Monaco is the other way” he said and pointed us in the direction of another train. On the way across the tracks, I could see that not everyone obey’s their sign either, but we got across without making any mistakes.

When we finally arrived at the train station of Saint Antoni in Cannes, we walked down the Avenue du Prince Héréchtaire Albert and from there on to the Avenue des Castelans. That road circles around most of the establishments and we got a real eye-full. When you get there, you enter into a whole different world. Rich people in America are pikers in comparison to the people we were watching, and they didn’t seem to mind us watching them. I doubt if they even saw us. When you think you get to the point where you think your rich, go to Monaco and see if you can stand up next to them. Those people come from family’s that have been rich since Auggie Caesar was minting coins with his picture on it, and they can show you the papers to prove it. It’s no surprise that Europeans look down on Americans as they do, we haven’t been around long enough to justify our attitudes. We never did go into any of those gambling houses, we would have had to sell the ship to gain access to one of the tables. We really enjoyed the sightseeing but we all felt better when we returned back to the real world.

Christmas in Vellefranche

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

Christmas in Villefranche-sur-Mer

The one thing that kept moral up during that Z-20-CC exercise was where we were going after it was over. We’d heard that there was going to be a “Photo Tour” while we were there, and that the food and wine was about as good as it got. We also heard about the women, but I don’t think I’ll bring that part up.( I’m still catching hell for the Barcelona story)

The bay that Villefranche sits in is part of the French Alps so it’s a deep harbor and a tall town. Each street is at least 40′ higher than the one below it and after going up 5 streets, your climbing the rest of the mountain. The water color is almost turquoise, and with the green of the pines, the ochre of the roofs, and the white’s of the building’s, it was breathtaking. Every time I came on deck, I’d stop up on the ASROC deck and admire it. The bay isn’t very far across, and the mountains are pretty tall so it gave us a cozy feeling, to be sitting there in that bay. Even if hostilities did start, the Soviets couldn’t get at us easily, which dropped the stress factor even more. On top of that, some of the guys were having their wives meet them there.

On Christmas eve I had the watch in Maincomm working the Fleet Broadcast, but with everybody getting along, and all the CINC’s on leave somewhere, the message traffic was very light. That gave me the opportunity to get up to the signal bridge and have some “Big-eye’s liberty”. Those huge binoculars are used for more than looking for periscopes! They were strong enough you could spot a periscope ten miles out, so looking in hotel windows at 1/4 mile was a snap. Some people would see that as perverted, but we saw it as Behavioral Observation. After all, we were out there defending their Constitutional Rights, and we wanted to see how they carried them out. (I could have used the “Lookin’ for terrorists” excuse but that didn’t start until recently) In any case, there was a line behind each pair of binoculars so I never had to worry about growing hair on my palms.

Christmas day, I hit the beach with three other guys, and that’s when we realized how steep that town was. We had talked the night before about climbing to the top of the mountain the town sat on, but after going up two blocks, we thought better of it. Instead we walked along the stores looking in the windows and watching the people who lived there. I’d heard that the French were a surly lot, but everybody seemed to be happy we were there. It really showed itself when we walked up to a small restaurant that sat right on the “Quai de l’Amiral Courbet”. We had walked all over that town looking for something to eat, and we ended up 50′ from fleet landing.

The buildings were all shorter than we have here and a little older too. Some of them could have been built when Auggie Caesar was the boss and I’ll bet a few were there when Napoleon Bonaparte did. I can say for a fact though, they were all there when A. Hitler ruled. It was easy to tell, because there were still bullet holes in all of them.

The four of us were reading the menu posted out front, when the owner came out and invited us in. She was about 40, nice looking, but she reminded us all of our mom’s, and we treated her as such. She seemed to think she was too because as we’d walk into the restaurant, she gave us all a big smile followed by a hug. Her English was vastly superior to our French and she was more than happy to talk to us. She led us into this building that looked normal enough on the face of it, but when we went into the dining room, we were in a cave. At first I couldn’t figure out why any of the walls were square or why the roof was so uneven, and I was admiring the stone work when I realized what it was. It was all painted up nice and there were shelves with candles on them so it still looked like a nice room. She led us to our table and immediately went into the back and brought out 5 bottles of wine. As she was opening our bottles, she asked if we’d mind if she had dinner with us and when we all heartedly agreed, she opened the fifth. “We were the only five people in the restaurant, and she wanted to spend the time with us, and thank us for saving France” she said. When the Allied Generals spoke of invading France in the “Soft Underbelly”, this is the place they were talking about. She told us of waking up on the side of the mountain, and seeing that bay, entirely filled with assault boats. I made note of seeing the bullet holes in the buildings along there, and she told us of watching those bullets spark off the stones as the fight continued. “After that” she said, “I was in the basement until the Americans said we could come out” She said we were very polite, courteous and good natured from the stories she told us in the events that happened there. She said living life under the French Vichy and then the Germans, was a very harrowing experience for a teenage girl, and the feeling of freedom afterwards was very powerful. She had tears in her eyes when she got up and fetched the cheesecake for dessert, and five more bottles of wine. She went on about her evening’s work, and we sat there and spoke in a civilized manner for the rest of that day. When we asked for our bills she almost looked hurt, but then she smiled and said “Merry Christmas.”

 

24 Dec ‘06

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

   Christmas eve would start about Noon for me each year, that’s when mom would tell us to start getting dressed for that evening. Every year, for as far back as i can remember, we went over to Uncle Bill and Aunt Virginia’s house for dinner and then exchanging gifts. Dad would be allready dressed and ready to go by 11am, and by noon, he’d start getting a little tight. (Not loaded tight, wound up tight) Dad was never one to be late for Anything and if it meant being dressed and ready to go four hours early, so be it. He was that way, and he could never figure out why we wer’nt, so around noon, mom would get us busy.

   She’d been up since 5 putting the finishing touch’s on the dozen different things she’d baked, and the house would smell of home made bread, cinnamon rolls, and Rum balls. She’d start those about a week earlier and every time she’d take off the lid to that rubbermaid container, you could smell them for hours. Around 3 would have loaded up everything that was going with us and head for Madison Heights.

  Dad would take 8 mile (yeah, the same one as what’s his names) across town to Dequendre and then up to 13 mile. As the years went on I watched the growth of Southfield on one side and the decline of Detroit on the other. I always thought that the Europeans had the best way to fix that, they’d go to war and burn it all down. If there was a need, they would rebuild it, if not, it returned back to the planet. There are cities in Israel that are built up on hills, and when those cities were founded, the whole area was flat. In any case, it seemed to take forever to get over there. If dad made the first stop light, we’d drive from one end of Detroit to the other in no time, if the first light was red, it’d take an eternity. Going North on Dequindre wasn’t nearly as long, or have the comparisons of civilization on each side either. From 8 mile North, everything was growing. When I was real small, we’d travel through open country-side, and as the years moved on, it all grew. 

   We could always tell which house Uncle Bill’s house was ’cause he was the only one who had all white light’s on his tree out front. His was also the first yard I saw that had lights in a hardwood tree. As all our neighborhoods grew during the post war ear, many of them were landscaped with at least one pine tree in it. I think they were all planted just so they could put lights on them at Christmas time. He had a Paper Birch in his front yard and in this white tree, he had strung white lights. Everyone else in the neighborhood was still using the large sized colored ones, so Uncle Bill’s was pretty unique.

   His house always smelled of Roast Beef when we walked in, and except for the years I was in the Navy, I loved it. Roast Beef was the main staple onboard the Columbus during each cruise. Unfortunatly the roasts we ate, had either died during the Second World War, or was born then, and had led some very grim times leading up to the butcher. Those years, I had a serving for dinner to be nice, but I had a hard time of it.

  After dinner, we’d exchange gifts, and Butch and I would get our mittens from Grandma Kamradt. When she’d come down the week before, she would bring a huge bag of yarn, and make everybody mittens for presents. If Grandma was sitting down, those needles were going. One of the unique things that happend during a few of those Holidays, was their dog, Heinie finding his own present. When Uncle Bill would put all the gifts under the tree, he always put one in for the dog, but he never told Heinie which one it was. Year after year after we all sat around the tree, he’d tell Heinie, “Where’s your present Heinie?”, and he’d sniff around the gift’s and in no time he was toting it out of there. He’d bring it out into the living room and tear the paper off and start playing with his new ball. After that, we’d all sit in the living room and later in the  years, the family room. Uncle Bill would show us his current project, which was anywhere from traveling or something he was building in the basement. I remember during one of those years, Aunt Virginia and I played marbles in the hallway as the grown-ups visited. The last time I saw her before she died, we talked about those “mawboos”, and every Christmas I remember.

   The ride back home was always faster than the ride there, and I remember looking at all those homes and trying to figure out how Santa was going to do it. We’d all head to bed because we all knew Santa wasn’t going to come until we were. They would wake us up right at midnight, and our Christmas sock would be full of goodies. After we quickly checked those out, we’d head to the living room to see what Santa brought. One or more of our Uncles would be there and mom would have served up an entire tablefull of food. We were allowed to open one present each, and then we’d all sit down for another dinner. Then Butch and I would head back to bed ’cause we were getting up early for the 6:45 Mass the next morning.

  

    

Another entry into the “Twas the night before…”

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Ok everybody, I just got this from Jimi, my younger brother, and I’d asked for more renditions and he sent me this…

A Visit from Saint Nicholas (In the Ernest Hemingway Manner)

It was the night before Christmas. The house was very quiet. No creatures were stirring in the house. There weren’t even any mice stirring. The stockings had been hung carefully by the chimney. The children hoped that Saint Nicholas would come and fill them.

The children were in their beds. Their beds were in the room next to ours. Mamma and I were in our beds. Mamma wore a kerchief. I had my cap on. I could hear the children moving. We didn’t move. We wanted the children to think we were asleep.

“Father,” the children said.

There was no answer. He’s there, all right, they thought.

“Father,” they said, and banged on their beds.

“What do you want?” I asked.

“We have visions of sugarplums,” the children said.

“Go to sleep,” said mamma.

“We can’t sleep,” said the children. They stopped talking, but I could hear them moving. They made sounds.

“Can you sleep?” asked the children.

“No,” I said.

“You ought to sleep.”

“I know. I ought to sleep.”

“Can we have some sugarplums?”

“You can’t have any sugarplums,” said mamma.

“We just asked you.”

There was a long silence. I could hear the children moving again.

“Is Saint Nicholas asleep?” asked the children.

“No,” mamma said. “Be quiet.”

“What the hell would he be asleep tonight for?” I asked.

“He might be,” the children said.

“He isn’t,” I said.

“Let’s try to sleep,” said mamma.

The house became quiet once more. I could hear the rustling noises the children made when they moved in their beds.

Out on the lawn a clatter arose. I got out of bed and went to the window. I opened the shutters; then I threw up the sash. The moon shone on the snow. The moon gave the luster of mid-day to objects in the snow. There was a miniature sleigh in the snow, and eight tiny reindeer. A little man was driving them. He was lively and quick. He whistled and shouted at the reindeer and called them by their names. Their names were Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.

He told them to dash away to the top of the porch, and then he told them to dash away to the top of the wall. They did. The sleigh was full of toys.

“Who is it?” mamma asked.

“Some guy,” I said. “A little guy.”

I pulled my head in out of the window and listened. I heard the reindeer on the roof. I could hear their hoofs pawing and prancing on the roof. “Shut the window,” said mamma. I stood still and listened.

“What do you hear?”

“Reindeer,” I said. I shut the window and walked about. It was cold. Mamma sat up in the bed and looked at me.

“How would they get on the roof?” mamma asked.

“They fly.”

“Get into bed. You’ll catch cold.”

Mamma lay down in bed. I didn’t get into bed. I kept walking around.

“What do you mean, they fly?” asked mamma.

“Just fly is all.”

Mamma turned away toward the wall. She didn’t say anything.

I went out into the room where the chimney was. The little man came down the chimney and stepped into the room. He was dressed all in fur. His clothes were covered with ashes and soot from the chimney. On his back was a pack like a peddler’s pack. There were toys in it. His cheeks and nose were red and he had dimples. His eyes twinkled. His mouth was little, like a bow, and his beard was very white. Between his teeth was a stumpy pipe. The smoke from the pipe encircled his head in a wreath. He laughed and his belly shook. It shook like a bowl of red jelly. I laughed. He winked his eye, then he gave a twist to his head. He didn’t say anything.

He turned to the chimney and filled the stockings and turned away from the chimney. Laying his finger aside his nose, he gave a nod. Then he went up the chimney. I went to the chimney and looked up. I saw him get into his sleigh. He whistled at his team and the team flew away. The team flew as lightly as thistledown. The driver called out, “Merry Christmas and good night.” I went back to bed.

“What was it?” asked mamma. “Saint Nicholas?” She smiled.

“Yeah,” I said.

She sighed and turned in the bed.

“I saw him,” I said.

“Sure.”

“I did see him.”

“Sure you saw him.” She turned farther toward the wall.

“Father,” said the children.

“There you go,” mamma said. “You and your flying reindeer.”

“Go to sleep,” I said.

“Can we see Saint Nicholas when he comes?” the children asked.

“You got to be asleep,” I said. “You got to be asleep when he comes. You can’t see him unless you’re unconscious.”

“Father knows,” mamma said.

I pulled the covers over my mouth. It was warm under the covers. As I went to sleep I wondered if mamma was right.

A different take…

Monday, December 18th, 2006

I received an IM one morning and when I turned the computer on it was waiting for me, and I eally enjoyed it. If anyone else has something similar and would like to share it with the ENTIRE WORLD, pass it on, and I’ll post it here. I thank John Feeney for this one, he’s an old war buddy.

A Christmas Story

‘Twas the night before Christmas–Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,

Instead of “Thanks Santa”–what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money–

The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,

They say I owe taxes–if that ain’t damn funny

Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days–they all are the pits

They want the impossible–Those mean little shits

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls…Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo’s–No request for them,

They want computers and robots…they think – I’m IBM!

Flying through the air…dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I’m quitting this job there’s just no enjoyment

I’ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There’s no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

I found me a blonde. I’m going SOUTH for the season

And to all, a good night…..

17 Dec ‘06

Monday, December 18th, 2006

I have no idea how many of those emails you all may get, that ask us to “Forward them on to those you care about”, nor do I give a rip. Of late, I’ve been getting quite a few of ‘em and they’re starting to bother me a bit. With my personal history floating around in my head, any time someone wants me to mail something on, I always think: “What would be the best way to transmit a computer disease?”.  I’m sorry guys, it’s not that I don’t love you, or America, the Veterans, or even the poor little puppy dogs that live each night without a good owner. I care about all of that, I just don’t like doing something because I’m an asshole if I don’t. So, if you send me one and your listed as one of the people who are supposed to get it back, or baaaaaad things will happen to me, don’t hold your breath. I’m sorry, live with it.

15 Dec ‘06

Friday, December 15th, 2006

   About 12 years ago, I was getting into the holiday spirt and decided to make my gifts rather than buy them. It’s easy to go out and look through the stores, plop your hard earned dollars on the counter and walk out. “Whelp” you think, “that’s another one off the list” and move on to other things. That year, I went out into the garage and made several different types and styles of wood box’s. Some where cedar, some oak, a few were maple. All beautiful pieces of wood and I enjoyed turning one of God’s presents to us into one for someone we loved. The following year, we received a letter from a family member down-state who said that we’d been taken off the Christmas list, that we didn’t have to send anything at all. (Every year at Thanksgiving, the family would draw names to member’s of the larger family) “If you can’t buy anything, maybe it would be best if you didn’t partake at all”. I was quite hurt, but I got over it and have moved on. Unfortunatly, the garage isn’t in any shape to do the work I’d need to do, so I’m back to buying the gifts, but only to those of my immediate family, and once in a while, a friend. This year, a friend of mine is going to receive one of those old fashioned, ‘made by hand’ ones, and I’m looking forward to giving it to them. I can gaurantee you all, that they’ll apreciate what I’ve made, and think of me every time they use it. To the rest of my down-state family, I wish them a very merry Christmas and I hope you enjoy each other.

Six inches of Ram-rod, by Don Zipp

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

   I was talking (IM’ing) with Don yesterday, and he was telling me about something that happened to him while hunting on the Sunday before. I found it quite informative and I asked him to write it up and send it to me so I could post it here. I hope you all enjoy it, but even more importantly, take it with you for future reference.

Sunday afternoon found me frantickly trying to get my dads’ muzzleloader to fire, the charge would only ignite if I put extra powder in the “Flash Pan”. My dad has had a terrible Deer Season this year, only seeing a very few deer has frustrated the living shit out of him!! So…. I took it upon my self to try and give him an extra oppurtunity at bagging a deer by tuning in his Blackppowder Gun. After running 5 shots through the rifle, each time firing 3-4 caps and extra powder in the “Flash Pan”, it was decided that the Nipple was too long and he needed to buy a shorter one, as the energy from the cap wasn’t reaching the powder-load with enough intensity to ignite and fire the weapon.
    After 3 hours of struggling with my Dads’ gun, I decided to go out and scout around the area where I do most of my deer hunting during the rifle season, and see if there has been any activity of late. I went to the area and did some walking and checking and saw enough deer sign to warrant an early morning hunt the next day (Sunday). I decided to go to my blind and sit for the remainder of the afternoon in hopes of catching the deer on their way from their bedding areas to their feeding grounds, and, hopefully put a .240 grain Hornady .50 cal. bullet behind the front shoulder of an unsuspecting buck!! well…. by the time the sun was fully engulfed by the surrounding ridges in my area, and the trees all became one large black mass of confusion, the only bucks I saw were the ones congured up in my wild imagination!!
    4:30 a.m. came as a new day with new hopes of bagging a buck with my muzzleloader this year. As I donned my hunting apparell and gathered my gear for a new day afield, there was something eating away at me that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. At any rate, I cooked and ate a piping hot bowl of Quaker Oatmeal with brown sugar,maple syrup and a pad of real butter, washed it down with a hot cup of Green Tea, put a big pinch of chewing tobacco between my cheek and gum and jumped in the Jeep to race out to my hunting blind for another day of Whitetail hunting in “My” Northern Michigan!!!!
    After a 20 min. drive out to Pincherry Rd. and my hunting grounds, there was still that “little something” chewing away at my concience that wasn’t quite giving me stress diahrea, but was bugging me a little bit. I sat in the Jeep for about 15 min. and listened to the ” Bob and Tom Show” trying to figure out what it was that was eating away at me. I honestly couldn’t figure it out and told myself that it couldn’t be that important if I wasn’t able to figure it out in the past 2.5 hrs. I decided it was time to head to the blind, I put on my hunting coat, slid my outer -layer of “snow camo.”, un-zipped the gun case that held my muzzleloader and realized that I neede to load it up after doing all of that shooting at my Dads house yesterday….I removed the gun, leaned it up against the inside of the car door jamb so I could see to pour the pyrodex into the measuring device, opened my “possibles” bag and removed all of the supplies I would need to put a new load in the gun. I poured 90 grains of Pyrodex into the barrell, put the .45 cal. sabot into the muzzle, pushed it in with the ball starter retrieved the Ram-Rod from it’s place adjascent to the barrell and proceeded to push the bullett down to the powder charge….it slid down as nice as a hot knife going through cold butter….but wait a minute!!!!!! There was six inches of ram-rod sticking out of the muzzle of my goddamned gun!!!!!! The sabot was down as far as it could go!!!!!! What the fuck Chuck?!?!?!? ” You gotta be fucking kiddin’ me you dumb cocksucker!!” “No way.” I exclaimed, there was more profanity. I had put an extra load in the gun!!!! It was already loaded from the day before!!!! 
    THEN IT HIT ME!!!! I didn’t need to load my gun after all, I didn’t shoot my gun yesterday, I was shooting my Dads gun!!!! I was thinking all along that I had to put a new load in my muzzleloader….that was the “little something” that was eating away at my concience.”What a fucking IDIOT !!” I told myself. Well….the most obvious is always the obvious,and, I was obviously screwed-blued and tattooed!!!!
    What a great morning in the Whitetail woods too….27º.  A little fog.No wind to speak of. You could have heard a chipmunk fart at around 375 yds. A deaf man could have heard a Whitetail coming from 7 miles away in the crunchy snow, for the temperature reached 45º the day before!!!! What a banner day in the woods!!!!
  

09 Dec ‘06

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

   Our little “Ice Age” has finally come to pass, and the sun once again shines down on our neck of the Universe. I don’t know what the official count turned out to be, but there’s two and a half feet of snow on my canoe in the back yard. The weather guessers have forcasted warm temperatures for the next week, but after what we’ve been through, even 30º is going to feel warm.

   Some of us guys were going to go up to Eckerman this weekend for some deer and rabbit hunting, but we’ve decided to forgo that in leu of having some money. As I understand it, B.B. was going to go anyway, and Doug told me this morning that Jamie was probably going too. The rest of us will head up in January for some rabbit hunting and maybe a coyote or two.

   Our forum has been having some problems with it’s operations and Katrina just told me that she’ll be looking for one with a better track record. It’s nice that we can use “The Outhouse” for free, but if it isn’t accessable even free is too much. Once it comes back up, Katrina will enter a thread asking for a vote, or recomending a better site. If anyone has any ideas of where we could go, or has a comment, just enter it in the bottom of this blog entry.

   Jan, Mark, and I are going down to Grand Rapids next Saturday to see our new grandaughter/niece and I’m really looking forward to that. Ever since I became a father, I’ve looked forward to taking the next step, but most of my grandchildren live in far off lands, and it’s taken some of the joy out of it. Having one this close should help a lot. I’ll continue to buy a lottery ticket every week, so when I get lucky, I’ll get real lucky.